Adventure day with @godavidcharles.😁 #turnerfalls #thatsunset #thisisoklahoma #adventureday  (at Turner Falls)

Adventure day with @godavidcharles.😁 #turnerfalls #thatsunset #thisisoklahoma #adventureday (at Turner Falls)


Sometimes you’re sleepy. #imawake #planemate #sleepyhead #delta  (at Minneapolis Airport)

Sometimes you’re sleepy. #imawake #planemate #sleepyhead #delta (at Minneapolis Airport)


We’re moving. #ferrytobainbridgeisland #adventureday #greatwheel #washingtonstateferry #squaready  (at The Ferry Ship Wenatchee)

We’re moving. #ferrytobainbridgeisland #adventureday #greatwheel #washingtonstateferry #squaready (at The Ferry Ship Wenatchee)


"Just be your selfie"πŸ’ #seattle #pioneersquare  (at Courtyard Seattle Downtown/Pioneer Square)

"Just be your selfie"πŸ’ #seattle #pioneersquare (at Courtyard Seattle Downtown/Pioneer Square)


My luggage likes to travel separately per @delta. #itmadeit #icanshowernow #notcool☝️ (at Seattle Waterfront)

My luggage likes to travel separately per @delta. #itmadeit #icanshowernow #notcool☝️ (at Seattle Waterfront)


I cannot even get over this face today. No, those aren’t her lips. #thattongue #thoseeyes #persiancat #poshposhbaby #theloveisreal #catsofinstagram #petswhosticktheirtonguesout

I cannot even get over this face today. No, those aren’t her lips. #thattongue #thoseeyes #persiancat #poshposhbaby #theloveisreal #catsofinstagram #petswhosticktheirtonguesout


I feel the need to tell people about this amazing stuff. Any runners or athletes with joint/inflammation issues should talk to their doctors about this. It’s an anti-inflammatory gel that helps on small body parts (hands, wrists, elbows, feet, ankles, knees). I don’t like taking medication and this gel may prevent me from having tarsalitis surgery one day.πŸ™  I woke up this morning and could actually bend my foot without severe pain. #runnersproblems #voltarengel #justdoit #itsmellslikeinsectrepellant #PicFrame (at Baylor Barnett Tower)

I feel the need to tell people about this amazing stuff. Any runners or athletes with joint/inflammation issues should talk to their doctors about this. It’s an anti-inflammatory gel that helps on small body parts (hands, wrists, elbows, feet, ankles, knees). I don’t like taking medication and this gel may prevent me from having tarsalitis surgery one day.πŸ™ I woke up this morning and could actually bend my foot without severe pain. #runnersproblems #voltarengel #justdoit #itsmellslikeinsectrepellant #PicFrame (at Baylor Barnett Tower)


An open message to all the “grown ass men,” particularly those 40+ who write messages to women disguised as business proposals, but always accompanied by a lunch/dinner/drinks offer or more:

1) No, I’m not interested in meeting with you over drinks or any sort of meal to discuss possible work ventures.
2) No, I’m not interested in your free golf/tennis/horseback riding lesson. 
3) No, I’m not interested in taking the time to reply to your message bc I don’t care to argue with you why I choose to say “no.”
4) No, it is not my obligation or responsibility to respond positively to every piece of communication I receive.
5) No, I will not willingly work with anyone who acts like a child after not getting a response in the time they deemed suitable.

Since the man who messaged me blocked me promptly after sending, I decided this was obviously the only way I could let him know:

"No sir, I’m sorry but I’m not interested in working with you on your venture, but I wish you well with your endeavors. Have a great day."

Sincerely,
That “stuck up unibrow 5 on a 10 scale bitch”

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜©

#hemadornah #loveletters #gtfo #squaready

An open message to all the “grown ass men,” particularly those 40+ who write messages to women disguised as business proposals, but always accompanied by a lunch/dinner/drinks offer or more:

1) No, I’m not interested in meeting with you over drinks or any sort of meal to discuss possible work ventures.
2) No, I’m not interested in your free golf/tennis/horseback riding lesson.
3) No, I’m not interested in taking the time to reply to your message bc I don’t care to argue with you why I choose to say “no.”
4) No, it is not my obligation or responsibility to respond positively to every piece of communication I receive.
5) No, I will not willingly work with anyone who acts like a child after not getting a response in the time they deemed suitable.

Since the man who messaged me blocked me promptly after sending, I decided this was obviously the only way I could let him know:

"No sir, I’m sorry but I’m not interested in working with you on your venture, but I wish you well with your endeavors. Have a great day."

Sincerely,
That “stuck up unibrow 5 on a 10 scale bitch”

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜©

#hemadornah #loveletters #gtfo #squaready


My eye is trying so hard to get better.😒It’s not fully open yet, but I’m convinced it will get there.πŸ™ #pleaseopeneyeball #itsbeentwomonths #atleastimwearingmakeup #chalazion #itcouldbeworse

My eye is trying so hard to get better.😒It’s not fully open yet, but I’m convinced it will get there.πŸ™ #pleaseopeneyeball #itsbeentwomonths #atleastimwearingmakeup #chalazion #itcouldbeworse


I just realized I look like I jumped out of a box of highlighters. #maybeishouldrunoutside #sundayfunday #neonlife #compressionsocks #mykneehurts #justdoit

I just realized I look like I jumped out of a box of highlighters. #maybeishouldrunoutside #sundayfunday #neonlife #compressionsocks #mykneehurts #justdoit