Last night was the slowest game ever.😑 #rangers #globelifepark #atleastwehadgoodseats (at Globe Life Park in Arlington)

Last night was the slowest game ever.😑 #rangers #globelifepark #atleastwehadgoodseats (at Globe Life Park in Arlington)


The best sign ever created by a homeless person. #toouglytoprostitute #toodumbtospellit #jogfinds #signage #iprollyshouldntbesottingnexttothissign

The best sign ever created by a homeless person. #toouglytoprostitute #toodumbtospellit #jogfinds #signage #iprollyshouldntbesottingnexttothissign


I’m awfully pleased with nature and our patio view right now. #adventureday #flowingwellsresort #laketexoma #cabin17 (at Flowing Wells Resort)

I’m awfully pleased with nature and our patio view right now. #adventureday #flowingwellsresort #laketexoma #cabin17 (at Flowing Wells Resort)


Yesterday was my amazing, beautiful mother’s birthday. We sat on the dock on fed ducks afterwards. She doesn’t have webbed feet and is very disturbed to learn we went this long without knowing.😂😂😂 #ilovemymom #happybirthday #feedingducksandlivinglife #theoasis #goodgenesbesidesthewebbedfeetthing😳 (at Oasis On Joe Pool)

Yesterday was my amazing, beautiful mother’s birthday. We sat on the dock on fed ducks afterwards. She doesn’t have webbed feet and is very disturbed to learn we went this long without knowing.😂😂😂 #ilovemymom #happybirthday #feedingducksandlivinglife #theoasis #goodgenesbesidesthewebbedfeetthing😳 (at Oasis On Joe Pool)


I got a shot in my ankle omg.🙈 #ithurt #runningproblems #ididnotexpectthis #webbedfeet😩  (at Barnett Tower)

I got a shot in my ankle omg.🙈 #ithurt #runningproblems #ididnotexpectthis #webbedfeet😩 (at Barnett Tower)


I call this: Natural Urgency. #chempot #portapottyinnature #sometimesyoujustgottago (at Trinity Skyline Trail)

I call this: Natural Urgency. #chempot #portapottyinnature #sometimesyoujustgottago (at Trinity Skyline Trail)


I’m so excited about my new, green chair you’d think I was bringing home a baby.🙈 #midcenturymafia #itreclinesalmostflat #ithaswheels #itmatchesmysunglasses #sogreen #omgiloveit #squaready Thank you for helping me @big_wirm!  (at Lula B’s Antique Mall)

I’m so excited about my new, green chair you’d think I was bringing home a baby.🙈 #midcenturymafia #itreclinesalmostflat #ithaswheels #itmatchesmysunglasses #sogreen #omgiloveit #squaready Thank you for helping me @big_wirm! (at Lula B’s Antique Mall)


So, I can’t take any pets home, but it’s totally fine to shoot guns here apparently. #acopwithhisK9justrodeuponme😳 #adventureday #ijustwannaexplore #noimnotdoingdrugsofficer  (at Great Trinity Forest)

So, I can’t take any pets home, but it’s totally fine to shoot guns here apparently. #acopwithhisK9justrodeuponme😳 #adventureday #ijustwannaexplore #noimnotdoingdrugsofficer (at Great Trinity Forest)


I hate football. #crocodilehunting #canteloupefinding #alienspaceshipbridge #trinityriverfinds (at Below I-30)


I’m so proud of my first cherry tomato.😁😁#balconygarden #tomatocagewontfit #cantbelieveimafarmer #cherrytomato #GREENTHUMBBITCH

I’m so proud of my first cherry tomato.😁😁#balconygarden #tomatocagewontfit #cantbelieveimafarmer #cherrytomato #GREENTHUMBBITCH