Sometimes you’re sleepy. #imawake #planemate #sleepyhead #delta  (at Minneapolis Airport)

Sometimes you’re sleepy. #imawake #planemate #sleepyhead #delta (at Minneapolis Airport)


We’re moving. #ferrytobainbridgeisland #adventureday #greatwheel #washingtonstateferry #squaready  (at The Ferry Ship Wenatchee)

We’re moving. #ferrytobainbridgeisland #adventureday #greatwheel #washingtonstateferry #squaready (at The Ferry Ship Wenatchee)


"Just be your selfie"πŸ’ #seattle #pioneersquare  (at Courtyard Seattle Downtown/Pioneer Square)

"Just be your selfie"πŸ’ #seattle #pioneersquare (at Courtyard Seattle Downtown/Pioneer Square)


My luggage likes to travel separately per @delta. #itmadeit #icanshowernow #notcool☝️ (at Seattle Waterfront)

My luggage likes to travel separately per @delta. #itmadeit #icanshowernow #notcool☝️ (at Seattle Waterfront)


I cannot even get over this face today. No, those aren’t her lips. #thattongue #thoseeyes #persiancat #poshposhbaby #theloveisreal #catsofinstagram #petswhosticktheirtonguesout

I cannot even get over this face today. No, those aren’t her lips. #thattongue #thoseeyes #persiancat #poshposhbaby #theloveisreal #catsofinstagram #petswhosticktheirtonguesout


I feel the need to tell people about this amazing stuff. Any runners or athletes with joint/inflammation issues should talk to their doctors about this. It’s an anti-inflammatory gel that helps on small body parts (hands, wrists, elbows, feet, ankles, knees). I don’t like taking medication and this gel may prevent me from having tarsalitis surgery one day.πŸ™  I woke up this morning and could actually bend my foot without severe pain. #runnersproblems #voltarengel #justdoit #itsmellslikeinsectrepellant #PicFrame (at Baylor Barnett Tower)

I feel the need to tell people about this amazing stuff. Any runners or athletes with joint/inflammation issues should talk to their doctors about this. It’s an anti-inflammatory gel that helps on small body parts (hands, wrists, elbows, feet, ankles, knees). I don’t like taking medication and this gel may prevent me from having tarsalitis surgery one day.πŸ™ I woke up this morning and could actually bend my foot without severe pain. #runnersproblems #voltarengel #justdoit #itsmellslikeinsectrepellant #PicFrame (at Baylor Barnett Tower)


An open message to all the “grown ass men,” particularly those 40+ who write messages to women disguised as business proposals, but always accompanied by a lunch/dinner/drinks offer or more:

1) No, I’m not interested in meeting with you over drinks or any sort of meal to discuss possible work ventures.
2) No, I’m not interested in your free golf/tennis/horseback riding lesson. 
3) No, I’m not interested in taking the time to reply to your message bc I don’t care to argue with you why I choose to say “no.”
4) No, it is not my obligation or responsibility to respond positively to every piece of communication I receive.
5) No, I will not willingly work with anyone who acts like a child after not getting a response in the time they deemed suitable.

Since the man who messaged me blocked me promptly after sending, I decided this was obviously the only way I could let him know:

"No sir, I’m sorry but I’m not interested in working with you on your venture, but I wish you well with your endeavors. Have a great day."

Sincerely,
That “stuck up unibrow 5 on a 10 scale bitch”

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜©

#hemadornah #loveletters #gtfo #squaready

An open message to all the “grown ass men,” particularly those 40+ who write messages to women disguised as business proposals, but always accompanied by a lunch/dinner/drinks offer or more:

1) No, I’m not interested in meeting with you over drinks or any sort of meal to discuss possible work ventures.
2) No, I’m not interested in your free golf/tennis/horseback riding lesson.
3) No, I’m not interested in taking the time to reply to your message bc I don’t care to argue with you why I choose to say “no.”
4) No, it is not my obligation or responsibility to respond positively to every piece of communication I receive.
5) No, I will not willingly work with anyone who acts like a child after not getting a response in the time they deemed suitable.

Since the man who messaged me blocked me promptly after sending, I decided this was obviously the only way I could let him know:

"No sir, I’m sorry but I’m not interested in working with you on your venture, but I wish you well with your endeavors. Have a great day."

Sincerely,
That “stuck up unibrow 5 on a 10 scale bitch”

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜©

#hemadornah #loveletters #gtfo #squaready


My eye is trying so hard to get better.😒It’s not fully open yet, but I’m convinced it will get there.πŸ™ #pleaseopeneyeball #itsbeentwomonths #atleastimwearingmakeup #chalazion #itcouldbeworse

My eye is trying so hard to get better.😒It’s not fully open yet, but I’m convinced it will get there.πŸ™ #pleaseopeneyeball #itsbeentwomonths #atleastimwearingmakeup #chalazion #itcouldbeworse


I just realized I look like I jumped out of a box of highlighters. #maybeishouldrunoutside #sundayfunday #neonlife #compressionsocks #mykneehurts #justdoit

I just realized I look like I jumped out of a box of highlighters. #maybeishouldrunoutside #sundayfunday #neonlife #compressionsocks #mykneehurts #justdoit


I’ve decided to turn a new hobby into something awesome. These are all homemade, natural hair masks. I’ve finally decided to open an Etsy shop for my beauty products so I can start working with #WigsForKids to help children suffering from hair loss for any reason. Profits from the hair masks will be donated to Wigs for Kids and donators will be able to see exactly how their money helps a child. Details are still being worked out, but in the meantime if you have any hair treatment needs, let me know.πŸ’ #homemadehairmask #ediblebeauty #helpachild #hobbytocharity #customhairmasks (at Uptown, Dallas, Texas)

I’ve decided to turn a new hobby into something awesome. These are all homemade, natural hair masks. I’ve finally decided to open an Etsy shop for my beauty products so I can start working with #WigsForKids to help children suffering from hair loss for any reason. Profits from the hair masks will be donated to Wigs for Kids and donators will be able to see exactly how their money helps a child. Details are still being worked out, but in the meantime if you have any hair treatment needs, let me know.πŸ’ #homemadehairmask #ediblebeauty #helpachild #hobbytocharity #customhairmasks (at Uptown, Dallas, Texas)